February 2012
I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness...
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
When people flirt with the person you like.
“BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA.”
How people take pictures
Girls:
Boys:
When you walk into a Spider web you automatically...
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
That horrible moment when someone sneezes on you
And your all
Once they realize what just happened, they’re all
And you are just there like
When someone messages me and when I reply they...
If humans were animal memes
Period for woman on commercials:
Period for me:
That feeling before you drop.
That awkward moment when you daze out and didn't...
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
laugh-addict.com
When i walk outside
Normal people:
This is me:
After my mom yells at me & She turns around..
Im all like ..
When I'm in the greatest mood and my favorite song...
when someone you hate comes up to you and is like...
I’m like “aww really, thanks. You too”
But when they turn around I’m like:
Everytime my mom asks me if I wanna go grocery...
When you shot out an answer with confidence in...
That moment when your walrus wants to get fit.
2When your crush says hi to you,
You’re like :
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand...
When you say something that sounds dirty when it...
When my Asian friends get anything less than an...
Go offline in Facebook.
” Hey! gotta go. Bye! “
LOL JK. im on Tumblr.
The awkward moment when someone you know doesn't...
That awkward moment when you can’t decide if you...
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
The awkward moment when somebody tells you they...
After hours of tumblr , you decide to check your...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
The only thing worse than having a spider in your...
LOSING THE SPIDER IN YOUR ROOM.
Accidentally open Internet Explorer
Looking at things you wrote or comments you made...
When I'm trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
People who get my weird humor.
Grammar is very important, it's the difference...
and knowing you’re shit.
When you want to say something and then you...
“AND - oh, nevermind”
When you're listening to a song and it stops...
When you have "Why?" at the end of a question on a...
Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?”
Shopping
with your friends :
with your mom :
When you drop something and try to catch it before...
When it's late at night ...
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
I'm the type of person who eats all the popcorn...
When someone talks back to the teacher.
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
yes, because i can’t talk and work at the same time
Are we really that sensitive?
Imagine if guys were also that sensitive.
Finding out that your mom has friends who have...
