March 2012
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so...
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When something bad happens to someone you hate.
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Trying to fight someone
Expectations:
Reality:
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Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
Why does the phone always ring when your in the...
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How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
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When you dream about something but you forget what...
But then you see something and you start remembering
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when you smell someone's fart...
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Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
*takes picture*
me: wow nvm
